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Hall of Fame
Famous people with impressive beards.
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Oh come on. Do you really need a reason explaining why he's awesome? Ok, if you really do, here's a couple:
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
For more, see http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com. |
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Because every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.*
* - A sharp dressed man with a beard!
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What them Duke boys didn't realize was that there was a higher power involved when ole' Boss Hogg and Rosco P. Coltrane couldn't catch 'em. |
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Why was this show such a hit? Bet I know a good detective that could figure it out... |
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Confucious says: Pity the fool with a smooth face and no chicks. I think that was Confucious. Well, I'm sure it was someone important and wise.
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Even aliens know to fear the beard! |
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OH YEAH! Check out my beard! Elizabeth only liked me for the beard! |
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